Thursday, May 13, 2010

Useful Animals

Two neighbors, Bill and Jerry, had each recently gotten dogs. Bill bought a German Shepherd and Jerry had decided on a Chihuahua. As they were walking their dogs together one day, they decided to stop for a drink. Bill steered them over to his favorite bar, but Jerry protested.
"They won't let us in with the dogs!"
But Bill just grinned. "Sure they will, just follow my lead."
He walked into the bar and gave an order.
"We don't allow dogs in here." The bartender said.
"Not even seeing-eye-dogs?"
"Oh! Sorry. Of course- here you are." He said, and handed Bill his drink.
Impressed, Jerry also entered and placed an order. The bartender sighed.
"We don't allow dogs!"
"Not even seeing-eye-dogs?"
"But that's a chihuahua!" The bartender protested.
"What?! They gave me a chihuahua?!"

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