Mother's Day

"A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

"A good mother lets her children lick cake batter off the beater. A great mother turns it off first."

"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young."

"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge."

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."

Thank you mum!