Wednesday, June 2, 2010

True dat

-Phyllis Diller said:
"Cleaning house before your children quit growing is like shoveling the walk before it quits snowing."
"Raising teens is like trying to nail jello to a tree."

-Oxymorons
Microsoft Works
Sanitary Landfill
Military Intelligence

-Denial
"I am in shape. ROUND is a shape."
"Who did what? Oh, that? I don't know who did that. It surely could not be me. I blame my brother."

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