Dear...

There is this site that a dear friend introduced to me, which shares some letters that really should have been written. Here are some of my favorites.

Dear Twilight Fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.
Sincerely, Trekkies

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Gangster,
Pardon me, sir? Your trousers are descending.
Sincerely, a disturbed and unwilling observer

Dear People of the world,
We have finally developed a car that can run on water. But the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico. Sincerely,
the Scientists at BP

Dear Dora,
You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the stupid orange tree?!
Sincerely, It's right there

Dear Duck,
My advice? Do not cross the road. You will never hear the end of it...
Sincerely, Chicken

Dear Chicken,
I don't get why you're so popular for crossing the road...
Sincerely, The Cow Who Jumped Over the Moon

Dear Yahoo,
Talk to me when you're a verb... Then maybe I'll listen.
Sincerely, Google

Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?! I said I hate juice!
Sincerely, Hitler

Dear Mathematicians,
Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.
Sincerely, The Romans