Kwerky Kin

Just a quick list of quotes members of my family say/have said, so I won't forget them. I will most likely periodically update/edit this post to add new ones as I remember them.

"That's hilaaaarious Jy-im!"
"I do love you as a sister, but as a person you're kinda dumb."
"Daddy 'pang mine hine en'!"
"Inner peace... inner peace..."
"Stop it, you twerpy, little go-go butt!"
"Get me the government!"
"Bring 'er home!"
"Flump on a log on a head on a head."
"Sam is a man. Sam is simple. Sam... "
"Eager, egid abacumov, savage, cross-eyed, crooked, plar, slan, fodder, batoot, deportment, mad libs, mytrix, Triple S, lardin' my mass, slan, LBS, banda, RAB, plar, and more."
"Guys, don't worry- he's hurt and Jack has grenades!"
"Good job, Gary!"
"And you notice- he walks like a duck?!"
"What is this... what is this...?"
"But... where is the bathroom?! I can't find the bathroom!"
"Mailbox!"
"желтый me желтый"
"It doesn't make me feeeeel good."
"Sing a sohhhng."
"I don't want people to make me mad."
"Oh Larry Bo-o-oy!"
"Huw axed fow bweafaxst." (she asked for breakfast)
"That's sahcasm, deah!"
"Excellent."
"23-19! 23-19!"
"It's funny, because it's unexpected."
"I realized..."
"...Or you'll DIE!
"...and yell of vinegar and pepper..."
"Get out an' puuush."
"Rice and Rootbeer, Rachel?"
"Bread? Bread...?"
"Oh, you mean a glass cup."
"You're a star student."
"I saw the movie, I feel very confident."
"Because quitters... QUIT."
"Hey-try this. Hey, that is pretty good. That's pretty good.."

" - Well, Caleb told me that he couldn't sleep with us because you said no.

~ No, that's not what happened. He told me that I couldn't sleep with you."

"... and mean. and mean..."

"Gary, the car is moving..."

"Those nasty little birds- they're vicious! They always attack the big birds. It's mean!"

"An unpopular or socially inept person."

"Did you know, your friend Melanie is coming. And you haven't seen her in years."

"Angel, no!"

"That is worthy of Emily's Book of Slanish Adventures."

"Your face..."
"I need to kill Clara... no, wait I need to kill Carsten... No... I need to figure out who to kill. *regretful voice* I guess I don't need to kill anyone..."
"Voldie Voldie Voldie-Mort."
"I lose."
Julian Smith.