Friday, June 10, 2011

Past Quotes Log


So, I was going through my blog history (instead of working on my paper because I'm actually really good at procrastinating) and I found a lot of very small quote-posts. So I decided to delete them and combine them all in one big-ish post of multiple, random quotes. If that made any sense. So here they are.


"The only true wisdom consists of knowing that you know nothing." -Socrates

Ἀνάγκᾳ δ’οὐδὲ θεοὶ μάχονται
"Even the Gods do not fight necessity"

Being Noticed
Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
-Steven Wright

Potential
"Who said, who said I can't be superman?

I say, I say that I know I can!"

Fishlegs: [to Tuffnut] Your mom let you get a tattoo?
Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side before.

Reality Check:
Astronomy professor in regards to infinities:
"It's just one of those rude moments, when the universe grabs you and smacks you on the cheek and tells you that your simple way of thinking just won't work."


Mixed Up Advice
"You know what they say... when two peas in a haystack close your window... you just gotta stop and smell the doors. That's my life right there in an egg shell."

-Bryson Toth



Sherlock:
"Funniest thing I've heard all week: Anderson, don't speak out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

What's the Phrase and Absent Watches

Lyrics to one of the funniest song I've ever heard. Bolded part is my favorite.

Laundry day
See you there
Under things
Tumbling
Wanna say
Love your hair
Here I go
Mumbling

With my freeze ray I will stop the world
With my freeze ray I will
find the time to find the words to-

Tell you how
How you make
Make me feel
What’s the phrase?
Like a fool
Kinda sick
Special needs
Anyways

With my freeze ray I will stop the pain
It’s not a death ray or an ice beam
That’s all Johnny Snow
I just think you need time to know

That I’m the guy to make it real
The feelings you don’t dare to feel
I’ll bend the world to our will
And we’ll make time stand still

That’s the plan
Rule the world
You and me
Any day

Also- One of the funniest quotes I've ever heard. From the same musical as the song above.

-Oh goodness, look at my wrist! I gotta go!
~Wait- but what about your clothes?
-Hmm, I don't love these. See ya later!
(they were at a laundromat- mind outta the gutter!)